12 4 / 2014


it’s just so funny how you can just click with some people but not others, like you can meet a new friend who completely gets you in like 2 weeks and yet have a parent or relative who still doesn’t know your simplest likes and dislikes after 20 years. its weird

(Source: schrodingersowen, via ariaste)

10 4 / 2014



based on extensive observation, I believe that my cats have only a tenuous grasp on how much of my body is “me”

It’s like, Head: definitely Big Friend, note eyes and noise-hole.

Hands: 90% certainty of Big Friend, 10% possibility of toy. comprised of…

10 4 / 2014

Is it bad that I seriously keep wishing I could crowdfund a visit from the Cutiepants? Because Yay as of today I have a job but still it’s been 7 months and it will still be a few more before I can afford it and due to things being life and hard and fucking terrible lately I just want to be held and kissed?

10 4 / 2014

I want to dump my brain out here and pick it all apart but that would just mean my brain is open for the Internet to stare at while I am both elated and really really fucking sad.

It’s confusing. I don’t like it. I don’t want it. I can’t sleep. I feel like a two year old and I want to have a tantrum and I also want answers but I don’t and I want to see people and I don’t and I just don’t know what I want.

Well, actually I want my boyfriend. That’s what I want. I want him to hold me and remind me it will be okay but he is in fucking America and I am not.

This sucks. I wanna be happy. I should be. Why can’t I get there?

Even the cuddleswarms aren’t going to help this crazy train, I don’t think they can reach down holes this dark.

08 4 / 2014

Made a huge dork of myself in my chat-home tonight by admitting this no job thing is getting me way the hell down and turning into a crying mess who said the wrong stuff and couldn’t type for beans. 

People were kind and helpful in the ways that they knew, but damn, I hated that I got to that point. My chat-home is like my internet safe space where things are just good and nice and I can like not think about stupid things like my life being a total bag of dicks right now.


08 4 / 2014


Video Game Consoles!

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I love these. :D I don’t know why.

(via anthropomorphicpersonification)

07 4 / 2014

Someone got all sleepy after running around the house like crazy.

Someone got all sleepy after running around the house like crazy.

06 4 / 2014

"She asked me to do a sit up. I don’t do ups! Ups defy gravity. Gravity is a law. I obey the law."

RIP John Pinette (via bmmagic)

06 4 / 2014


…but John Pinette is one of those comedians who only needed one bit. One schtick to make it all work. One of those comedians who never needed to utter a single swear word to become timeless (he did, nevertheless). So even though I never personally met him, or even saw him live, I want to take a moment to remember his memory.

Ladies and gentlemen, the Chinese buffet is now closed.

Rest in peace, John Pinette.

I was so lucky to see him live. He was an amazing man.

06 4 / 2014

John Pinette passed away today at the young age of fifty. He is one of my most favourite comedians, and always made me feel okay with my size and things. This is my favourite bit of his - his adventures at a waterpark. :D